Welcome to the dream dimension.

I am Jolene,
and I will be your
spirit guide.

Here on the surface, you see the songs.
You hear the music. You look at the videos.

You can stay here if it feels better,
if it keeps you comfortable.

One order of what you're used to,
coming right up.

YouTube

Spotify

Apple Music

Once upon a time in the next dimension over, there lived a songstress named Merry Ellen Kirk. One night on the eve of the feast of Mary Magdalene and just before the full moon, she read a strange version of a wonderful children's bedtime story and fell into a deep, deep slumber.

Here we are, in the dream. You've been here before, it's the place on the other side of the mirror, where you go when you're sleeping.

All ye who have eyes, let them see; all ye who have ears, visit HEMISPHERES.LAND.
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You might not understand yet, that's okay - take my hand.
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COME TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MIRROR

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Dream Portals

A rift in the system

Deep in the darkness of The Great Unconscious, and past The Vacuous Black Abyss,
there in the distance is a tiny little shimmer,
a shiny little glimmer of perfect bliss.

- Be sure to bring back a souvenir -

Visit Dream Portal #12

Character Build*

About

JOLENE is what you might call a glitch in the matrix; she slipped in through a crack in the outer realm, the dimension of dreams.

Location

HEMISPHERES.land

Current occupation

Earth Year 2024 AD

Bringing The Magick back to the Earth dimension. Everyone seems so sad & scared here, it doesn't have to be this way.

Previous jobs

6798-6942 HSY (HEMISPHERES Standardized Year)

Goddess of the Southern Shadowlands, Speaker of the Myth, Keeper of the Night, Befriender of the Misunderstood, Entertainer from the Bubble of Bliss.

Skills

Singing

Expert

Rhyming

Expert

Being So Serious

Expert

Dragonslaying with Keytar

Proficient

Creating the New World

Probably

Soft skills

Wearing a velvet cape.

Having skin regularly regenerated by the sapserum of the ivory trees of Saint Rose Valley near Asclepiades.

Refusing to be uncomfortable & running away at the first sign of stilettos or any other such sharp, pointy objects.

Making soft wares, soft swears, soft wheres, and soft whys - not hard, it's easy if you try.

Languages

Auralink/Skyspeak

native

English

intermediate

Other

medium terrible

Hobbies

Above are iconographic representations of snacking on softballs, being music, visiting the Source Code, making up games, and riding on a broomstick. This is a basic list of hobbies, some of which could be considered mine.

More information

Knowledge puffs up. If you want to have puffy brains, learn more. You, too, could float around the astral plane in a swirling bubble, if you only had an antigravity brain.

What is it they are saying...

Wake up - wake up

I am Jolene, and I will be your spirit guide.

Dream Portals

Character Build*

What is it they are saying...

I am Jolene,
and I will be your
spirit guide.